Fools and Idiots

Out of the mouth of babes

"I'm sorry. I can't shake your hand with my fencing hand."

Said by a 13 year old as he awkwardly proferred his left hand.

posted by bazilsmom @ 8:42 PM

Caution: Falling house parts

The neighbors are in the process of leveling their house and starting over. Since this involves removal of both their chain link fence AND the minty fresh green house color, we were ecstatic when they told us. But we're having second thoughts now, fearing that the property will be declared an international red cross disaster zone. The demolition crew rolled in this week, complete with crowbars, sawzalls, and other assorted implements of destruction. The roof was the first to go, getting tossed over the side into the waiting dumpster in large chunks. Overheard at about lunch time:

zzzzzzzzz (powertool hum)
CRACK!
thud, thud, thud, BOOOOOOOM!
OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
Oops. Sorry. Were you down there?

posted by bazilsmom @ 8:43 AM

Reality Bites

bazilsmom: are men really that stupid?
eponasluv: yes
bazilsmom: oh
eponasluv: you had to ask that?

posted by bazilsmom @ 3:58 PM