Math 101
Overheard recently, in a department that really ought to know better:
"Now enter 24 times 5 in that field"
" 'times' - that's the asterisk, right?"
Oh my.
Can you believe that?
Overheard in a bulk grocery store:
"YES! He actually took his new wife to Rome! Brandon Scofeld, the man who wouldn't even take me to Nebraska! Can you believe that?"
Knowing what I think about the relative merits of Nebraska and Rome, and looking at the speaker, yes. For some odd reason, I can believe that.